| Dear LiVEJOURNAL |
[May. 28th, 2009|07:24 pm] |
It's been awhile since I wrote in this thing. I used to type shit all the time and love it. I used to use this account to cope with not having anything else better to cope with. Now I guess I make those videos with my dad. Don't tell him but he's really hard to work with. The elderly need a lot of nap time and snacks. Oh and the massive shits.
It's a lot of fun though. I guess I'm lucky- lucky that I'm still alive and kicking. Lucky to still give a fuck. |
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| Cars |
[Mar. 29th, 2009|08:14 pm] |
I'm ambivalent towards cars. Growing up in the sticks your life depends on one. I guess that's why we fight for gas even though I got tons in my bubble butt.
Cars suck when you don't have money. Used cars suck bottles of dick juice and taking them in to the shop sucks even more. I guess cars don't suck if you are poor and know how to work on them. However, if you know how to work on cars I'm sure you can make tons of cash charging to repair them. Then you can afford a brand new one that has a warranty and the dealer can deal with your bullshit.
But what the fuck? Maybe you are good at working on cars because you have a passion for it. Then you wouldn't buy a new car you would get one of those classics you build yourself by order the parts off ebay or some kijiji shit. Wait, then how will you have the time to work on other people's cars to make the money to buy these expensive parts and wouldn't you burn out from working on cars on your free time as well as your job? Then working on cars wouldn't be a good leisure activity.
So you ask what the hell do the pimp your ride dudes do? I'm sure they hang out at tattoo parlors, go to strip clubs and do a lot of drugs. But what happens when that effects your car repairing performance. Well, then you wont have the cash flow to sustain your lifestyle.
I guess life's all about balance and moderation.
I have to take my sister's car back into the shop tomorrow morning. I like flipping through auto trader, which is a car classified magazine, while i wait. I noticed all the cars I dreamed about buying when I was in high school are dirt cheap. I guess it's the economy and the fact that you can finance a brand new car for nothing. The auto industry has gone up ass creek.
2006 Jag for 6 grand. Shit, makes me want to get a job just to buy a car. Shit, makes me want to complete my graduated licensing. Shit, I'm just thinking about cars because I started to drive around my sister's whip and love listening to tunes cruising in this weather. Motherfucker it's spring and my brain is starting to work again.
So is my dick. Cars get you pussy 'cause girls like security. Man with car means he gets shit done. It's biological and if I want to spread my germ I gotta start picking at them scabs.
It's so easy for me to mindfuck people so why wont I start making money so I can project my inner self in wealth. I act all holier than thou cause I don't care about money. Well, this is the world we live in and status is based off wealth. I shouldn't care what others think of me but I do need to prove a point and I'd like to to lay down my pipe.
Fine. Time to make money again. |
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| O Canada |
[Mar. 1st, 2009|02:50 am] |
It's cold.
Hockey will keep you fit.
Beer will keep you sane. |
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| To all the haters |
[Feb. 6th, 2009|02:58 am] |
I guess I understand how some youtubers from Iran are trying their best to make a better image for Iran for the rest of the world to see because their image is so bad due to the regime. But posting hate and constantly messaging me telling me to stop making movies in Farsi shows great insecurity and THAT is disrespecting my heritage.
I'm proud to be Iranian as I'm proud to be born Canadian. However, I don't pay attention to society. I'm glad my parents left before the revolution and they believe in freedom of thought and individuality.
I guess people don't understand that I'm not trying to give any political message and I am just trying to provide entertainment. |
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| Fine don't |
[Dec. 11th, 2008|08:23 pm] |
Don't eat my chicken. You chase it but the girls all give it to me. That's how I've been rolling since Stella got her groove back. Shit, I gave it back to her like a rental.
I'm holding a piss like morning wood between the couch cushion. |
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| Eat my chicken |
[Dec. 10th, 2008|10:04 pm] |
Your soul is trapped inside a bottle I keep in my butthole. Until I finish picking those shards out; listen: eat my chicken you rot toothed scab pirate.
I built this city out of nothing and we all benefited from the immigrants, what they brought, and what they stood for.
I don't care if there is lice in my hair and ketchup on my collar shirt. I paid to play. And NO ONE is going to tell me how to fry the egg. NO ONE!
I bought two guns: one my dick and the other ate my chicken. |
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| Fuck man |
[Nov. 30th, 2008|08:59 pm] |
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Shoot me in the neck. Toronto sucks, dude. Full of shit heads and fuck ups. Get me out of here!!! SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! |
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